Welcome To My Madness

Fri, 23 May 2008 23:00:54 GMT

I wanted to share the funny.

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
>
>
> There is a new study about women and how they feel about
> their asses, the results were pretty interesting:
>
> 30% of women think their ass is too fat............
> 10% of women think their ass is too skinny......
>
>
>
> The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him,
> he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for
> the world.

Thu, 15 May 2008 01:24:00 GMT

I had to share this with you all because it's just so funny and unfortunately it's also true.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a
mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she
was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money
again. I gave her the Money back same scenario! I departed the
store with the $46.64.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for
a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one
free.' 'They're already buy-one- get-one-free, ' she said, 'so I
guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I
walked out the door.

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at
the sky and said, 'Where?'

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he
didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does
the sun rise in the North?' When my brother explained that the
sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head
and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what
hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you
dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly,
I said, 'Uh, Huh!'

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a
20% discount.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she
asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for
some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us.

and they Reproduce.

and Worst of all...

they Vote!

Wed, 14 May 2008 11:35:51 GMT

Hospital Fun

Peter called his doctors office for an appointment.

I'm sorry, said the receptionist, we cant fit you in for
at
least two weeks.

Peter said, But I could be dead by then!

Receptionist replied, No problem. If your wife lets us know,
well cancel the appointment.

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:36:50 GMT

I think some of you may like this.

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in    England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
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Many years ago in    Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of    Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
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The percentage of    North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the    U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The    San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of    Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old    England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in    England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Sat, 03 May 2008 04:27:43 GMT

I think this is cute and wanted to share.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles, please no bags,
Please lift my butt before it sags,
Please no age spots, please no gray,
And as for my belly, please take it away,
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young
And thank you Dear Lord, for all you have done.

Five tips for a woman…

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has
a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesnt
lie
to You.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men dont know each other!

Footnote:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob;
If we dont get some support soon, people will think were
nuts.

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:53:05 GMT

Hi everyone, I hope everything is well with all of you! The last two post I've attempted had pictures and I could see them but you could not. I had to pull them because I apparently have no idea what I'm doing. Sorry!

I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:28:32 GMT

I liked this, hope you do!

I

THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an

attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where

he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To

which she replies, "I think you're the father of one

of my kids. "

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever

been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you

the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love

to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your

partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly," No, I'm your

son's teacher

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:57:15 GMT

I think this is cute so I figured I would share!

TrueFriendship

None of that SissyCr@p
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Saint Patrick's Day

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:43:41 GMT

Hi all, I'm a bit bored right now so I figured I would share some pictures of one of our Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations. I'll put it behind the cut for those who don't give a crap about pictures of a bunch of drunks! Don't worry there are only a few because as the night went on the pictures got really bad, not raunchy just bad!

My nephew Brian and some of his friends

My nephew's Sean and Johnny

My brother in law Johnny and Me, warning this was after a lot of Jameson's!

This is Me, My sister in law's Ellie and Justine and my sister Pattie. Again after a long night and lots of Jameson.

Interesting stuff

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:17:18 GMT

My sister sent this to me and I'm not sure if it's real or a load of crap, but I though it was worth posting here.

NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING

Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could happen to any of us.. Seems like every nice thing people do for one another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart survivor:

About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she might warn other women. The previous day, this woman had finished shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat.

She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A nice man dressed in a business suit and carrying a briefcase walked up to her and said, 'I noticed you're changing a flat tire.

Would you like me to take care of it for you?' The woman was grateful for his offer and accepted his help.

They chatted amiably while the man changed the flat, and then put the flat tire and the jack in the trunk, shut it and dusted his hands off.

The woman thanked him profusely, and as she was about to get in her car, the man told her that he left his car around on the other side of the mall, and asked if she would mind giving him a lift to his car.

She was a little surprised and she asked him why his car was on other side.

He explained that he had seen an old friend in the mall that he hadn't seen for some time and they had a bite to eat, visited for a while, and he got turned around in the mall and left through the wrong exit, and now he was running late... The woman hated to tell him 'no' because he had just rescued her from having to change her flat tire all by herself, but she felt uneasy. (Trust that gut feeling!)

Then she remembered seeing the man put his briefcase in her trunk before shutting it and before he asked her for a ride to his car.

She told him that she'd be happy to drive him around to his car, But she just remembered one last thing she needed to buy. (Smart woman!!)

She said she would only be a few minutes; he could sit down in her car and wait for her; she would be as quick as she could be.

She hurried into the mall, and told a security guard what had happened, the guard came out to her car with her, but the man had left. They opened the trunk, took out his locked briefcase and took it down to the police station.

The police opened it (ostensibly to look for ID so they could return it to the man). What they found was rope, duct tape, and knives. When the police checked her 'flat' tire, there was nothing wrong with it; the air had simply been let out. It was obvious what the man's intention was, and obvious that he had carefully thought it out in advance. The woman was blessed to have escaped harm. (Amen? thank you, God!)

How much worse it would have been if she had children with her and had them wait in the car while the man fixed the tire, or if she had a baby strapped into a car seat? Or if she'd gone against her judgment and given him a lift?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:59:29 GMT

I saw this today, it was really cute and I wanted to share. I'll put it behind the cut, take care everyone.

TWO GLASSES OF WINE

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you."

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. Do one more run down the ski slope. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend."

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:18:32 GMT

Seek opportunity, not security.  
A boat in the harbor is safe,
but in time its bottom will
rot out.

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:58:33 GMT

Happy Birthday
ez_as_pi

I hope you have a great day!

Header

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:03:31 GMT

Hi all, I hope this post finds you all happy and in good health. I recently changed the layout of my journal, however when I changed it I didn't realize it would cut out the picture I had of Katee in the header. Does anyone know how to get it back in? I know I was the one who put it in there, however I don't remember how to do it.

Funny!

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:08:01 GMT

I've been here complaining and telling you all my personal drama that you don't need nor want to hear and keep saying that I'm going to offer something productive. Well here it is, and remember to those guys who read this, We women really do love you......

Why's of Men

1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your faceandlaughter in youre heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelledback, ' University of Oklahoma '

And they say blondes are dumb...

----------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed . The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the law n like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading y our e- mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:55:22 GMT

Hi all, I just want to apologize for my complain fest last week. It's not fair to complain to you all and not offer anything productive. I'll work on that. More personal stuff behind the cut.....

I've done it! I finished my last treatment yesterday. I felt like crap and great all at the same time. Cross your fingers it works this time, but even if it doesn't I'll never have another one of those treatments again. Thank you all for your support and all the great fics it really helped me deal these past few years.

I intend to celebrate this weekend, however I'll be doing it alone because the hubby is going to NY for a few days for work. I think I'm going to dye my hair a lighter shade. My hair used to be very light but as I got older it got darker, and I think I need a change. I've been letting myself go for a while and I'm tired of looking frumpy! If anyone has an opinion if I should go lighter or darker let me know it'll be fun to see your ideas. Right now my hair is a mousy brown, not light, not dark just there.

Oh and Yeah, I can have sex again!

Sorry, to much info!!

Thank you all again, your are all so great!

Guilty

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:06:07 GMT

Hi! Blushes over my earlier post. I should not be negative and only post to complain. To try and make amends I'm posting some pictures of my girls to show you all why I have no reason to complain.

These are my girls at Christmas 8 or 9 years ago

This is one of my favorite pictures of when they were small

This is my youngest daughter, Kelsie when she was a baby

Another Christmas picture

The hubby, Bob and the girls, cutting down the Christmas tree a long time ago

Now some recent pictures, My two older daughters, Amanda and Lauren

Manda getting ready for the Fall formal

Lauren getting ready for the Fall formal

Lauren before she colored her hair black

My favorite picture of Manda and Kelsie

This is Eddy our fat cat

Complaining

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:04:59 GMT

Me being a cry baby!

Three more treatments, I can do that, right? Right now I'm thinking no freaking way. I just have to keep telling myself that I can do this and this time I'll get the result I want.

Ok, sorry I have a habit of being negative when I'm sick after one of my treatments.

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:44:17 GMT

Hi all! I'm trying a new layout, let me know what you think.

I am once again looking for a new job. I have been working for a temp agency and the assignment is apparently to stressful. I've been told by the hubby to look for something else or stay home. He worries more than is needed. I haven't stopped working at my current assignment yet and I don't think I'm going to until I find something else. I need to work for my own sanity.

I have been feeling really good and I am keeping a positive attitude. I get up everyday at 5:15 am and the hubby and I take a walk. Well he jogs and I walk fast. I hate the cold but what else is new. I have been a good girl and take all of my vitamins and supplements I'm supposed to take and drink at least a gallon of water a day. This time around I'm going to have good news!

I have been taking time to write again. I used to be addicted to it but for some reason I stopped. I guess i stopped because I suck at it, I love it but it's not good. But hey everybody has a skill right! My skill is reading, I read 83 books from May to September. That does not include all of the wonderful fic you all supply me.

I have read some really tremendous fics here lately and I thank you all. I hope everything is well with you all and i anxiously await your fics!!!!!

Naughty

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:10:19 GMT

I had to post this because the person I snagged it from rjsteamboat76 didn't think anyone would post it.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
     No, I'm happily married.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
     any time is good for me

3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
     Left side

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
     chicken

5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
     yep

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
    No

7. Shower or bath?
     bath

8. Do you pee in the shower?
     No, and I think that's really freakin gross

9. Mexican or Chinese?
    Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
       I want someone who can read me well enough to know when to be aggressive and when to be passive

11. Do you love someone on your friend's list?
       I love everyone on my friend's list but I'm in love with my hubby

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
       No

13. Love or money?
       It's always about love

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash I don't like credit cards

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
       Doesn't everyone?

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5-star hotel?
       Depends on if its summer or winter

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
        It's a toss up of either hanging out a second story window or the conference table at work

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
       Considering I'm not a fan of hair you would think my answer would be yes, but after losing all my hair I'd have to say no

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
       Yes, I even got a lap dance. My husband loved it!

20. Ever been to a bar?
       Yep

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
       Blushes, yes

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
       again, blushes

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
       No

24. Favorite drink?
       non alcoholic- water
       alcoholic-Captain Morgan and Ginger ale

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
       Yes

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
       Yes

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
       Yes

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
       I went with the hubby

29. Bought something from an adult store?
       I'll never tell

30. Have you been caught having sex?
       Yea

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
       No, not ever

32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
       No

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
       I dunno know

Happy New Year!

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:26:49 GMT

I want to wish you all a very Happy New year! I pray for good health, happiness and good fortune. You are all very special and I thank God everyday to have such lovely people to listen to me. Thank you and I'm always here if you need an ear.

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:05:55 GMT

Hi all!

I know that most of you will think I'm crazy but I went back to work. I'm only temping so if it gets to the point where I'm sick and can't work I'll just tell them I'm not available. My husband is still mad at me and I didn't feel like sitting around dwelling on things, after all there is only so much guilt a person can feel. My treatments are going as expected, I do get sick but it's nothing I can't handle. Bobby, my husband, was not thrilled with the idea however he agreed to see how it goes before he decides to freak out.

Christmas is right around the corner and I haven't gotten even one present. I need to shop but I hate it! I told the hubby that he was going to have to go shopping with me. We stopped shopping together years ago because all we did was argue the entire time. Apparently I have some control issues, I think the term my husband used was controlling bitch! Sometimes I need to be told about myself and he has no problem doing it. I filled out my cards I just have to go and get stamps. I got myself all upset while doing my cards because I filled one out for my Aunt Dolores. If you all don't remember she is my favorite Aunt ever, she was told she had 6 weeks to live back in September. She passed away November 9th. I didn't even realize I did that until after all the cards and envelopes were filled out, then I had a good cry.

My daughter Lauren turned 16 on December 10th, we had a big party for her. we had a blast and she felt special to have so much attention on her. The party was fun and I didn't get nuts with the details, and let others help. Like I really had a choice!

Things here are fine and I promise to read all the wonderful fics I haven't had the chance to and let you all know how much I appreciate your work. I hope all is good with you and that you are enjoying the holiday season.

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:23:06 GMT

Help! I'm in so much freakin trouble...........

Ok, most of you who will read this already know that I have some health issues. It was a difficult summer but what else can you do other than deal with it. Very few people in my family know that I have cancer. I have been fighting to get better for over three years now. I have kept my illness private because I don't want my daughters to be constantly worried about me. My husband, one sister and one sister in law knows and a few people here on lj. I made a deal with my husband that after my last batch of treatments was over if I did not get good news then I would have the surgery. A few weeks ago I got a call from the doctors office saying they needed me to come in to the office. Well we all know hat that means, so in my infinite wisdom I decided not to mention it to Bob, my husband. I received crappy news and for some reason even after I promised my husband I would have the operation, I told the doc I wanted to do another round of treatments before we go ahead with the surgery...

I did not tell my husband, I honestly figured I would go to the treatments and not tell him. I made arrangements to have the treatments when he's at work. Yesterday, he decided to go to work late and since I'm not working, where am I supposed to tell him I'm going. I went for the treatment late and everything went fine. I mean I was sick but I made the drive home without having to pull over and puke on the side of the road..

I got a call a little while ago from my husband. He asked me how I was feeling and I said fine and then he said he got a message on his voice mail for me. He said it was from the doctors office asking me why I missed my treatment yesterday to please give them a call immediately. I'm not a good liar and I didn't know what to say to him. He told me he was on his way home and we would talk then.

I am so dead! Maybe I shouldn't use that phrase, it sounds dramatic considering the circumstances.

What should I do? what should I say? generally I'm a bitch and my husband is so easy going but when he's mad even I listen.. Plus I feel bad I broke my promise. I had the best of intentions I just wanted to get past the holidays without everyone being upset and worried.

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:07:18 GMT

Happy Birthday jatnj

I wish happiness for you today and always.

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:26:39 GMT

I just wanted to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to those who are celebrating. I hope the day is filled with things that make you smile.

Thank you for the gift of life,
For letting me be me,
For all that I can know by words
And all that I can see,

For all the music I can hear
And all the songs I sing,
For all the joy that comes to me
And all the joy I bring,

For all the food that I can taste
And all the sweet scents smell,
For all the loved ones I can touch,
Who love and wish me well,

For all the beauty of the world,
Ever fresh and new,
I don't know whom else I can thank,
And so I'm thanking you.